Mystery Solved!

FRIDAY 9-26-08… I always thought there was something a little weird about that group calling itself People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) They do all kinds of weird things like throwing red paint on women who happen to be wearing a fur coat….they’ve put themselves on public display–naked–in a cage, with their bodies painted like a tiger.

The group has done so many things that would totally embarrass a normal individual, but the PETA people seem to have no shame. Actress Pamela Anderson is a PETA “trophy” member, but has been caught sneaking around to eat a burger and other things off limits to PETA people. But, she’s still their spokesperson.

They are all vegetarians, financially supported by other vegetarians (as well as unknowing innocent people who send in contributions without realizing that not one dime of donated money goes to the welfare an ANY animal. All it does it keep the officials running the group living “high on the hog” so to speak.)

But now, I think I can better understand why there are so many idiots in that group. According to a news item out of Melbourne, Australia, scientists have discovered that going vegetarian could be bad for your brain. Those on a meat-free diet (as all PETA people are) are six times more likely to suffer brain shrinkage.

According to the news article, the link was discovered by Oxford University scientists who used memory tests, physical checks and brain scans to examine 107 people. It confirms earlier research showing a link between brain atrophy and low levels of B12.

So now we know; the PETA people do what they do because they don’t have the brains of NORMAL people. Mystery solved!

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2 Responses

  1. I’m so glad you solved that one mystery for me. Now, can you tell me what is wrong with American teenagers?

  2. Easy. Lack of parental guidance.

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